Gapist

A homosexual rapist.

Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."

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D'rape

To have thrust somebody (against thier will) while both of you are wearing clothes.

Greg: I got d'raped by a d'rapist.
Dave: I wish somebody would d'rape me.

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BFMV

Bears Fisting Moose's Vagina's

Greg: Do you like BFMV?
Dave: They're an alright band.
Greg: I'm not talking about the band.
Dave: Then what the fuck are you talking about?
Greg: Bears fisting moose's vagina's.
Dave: You're a bit wierd. I'm going to go now.
Greg: Are you going to watch animal pornography?
Dave: Fuck off!

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Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

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