fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

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assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

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grill bird

A very unattractive person; Someone whose face resembles a bird that got smashed in a truck's grill.

"Dude, did you see Joe's new girlfriend?"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"

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nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

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fog lights

1. A term referring specifically to a young woman's breasts that hang below the normal level, despite the fact that they are small.

2. Any small breasts.

1. "What's up with Rachel's boobs, man?"
"You mean her fog lights? Idonno, it's kind of weird."
"I still think she's hot."

2. "You know that Kennedy girl? She got drunk the other night and showed everyone her fog lights."

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windows vista

Microsoft's newest Operating System, the successor to windows XP. Windows Vista takes all the worst features of Windows XP, and makes them worse, moves them around to new, hard to find locations, and adds a ton of new features. Some of these new features are:

*Explorer windows that regularly freeze up
*A proprietary web browser, Internet Explorer 7, that comes packaged with the system and cannot be uninstalled or deleted.
*400+ MB RAM usage right off the bat.
*Built-in DRM to restrict a users ability to do most anything.
*UAC (User Account Control), a wonderful feature that questions the intelligence of its users by asking if they're sure they want to do what they're trying to do, then double-checking that they didn't accidentally press "Yes" when they meant "No."
*Shadow-copy, and other similar hidden processes, that keep hidden backups of your data files to ensure that your privacy is always compromised.
*Little backwards-compatibility.
*New versions of old familiar tools that remove all those pesky progress displays and status indicators, so you have no idea whether the program is actually doing anything or not (because that's none of your business). For example, the new checkdisk and defrag.
*A complete new set of security holes for virusus, adware, trojans, etc to exploit.
*The new "aero" interface, which is incompatible with almost everything non-Microsoft.

Windows Vista is also known as Microsoft's latest attempt to create a product worse than windows ME.

Bob: "Fucking Windows Vista!"
Joe: "That's like the 10th time you've said that in the last hour!"

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