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ShafeSex

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream

My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.

by Mister first class March 8, 2017


The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

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Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021


Porschetech

An extremely flamboyant homosexual car mechanic that’s into fast cars and drag of the non racing variety.

I have a feeling that my mechanic is a real porschetech.

by Mister first class February 10, 2021


Chipped Beef

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth

Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

by Mister first class April 1, 2021