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During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"
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