Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.
I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.
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A slur word for a white person.
Did you just see that dumb-ass frazzlejanky wearing the fanny pack?
Having a bad reaction towards Al Sharpton.
After hearing Mr. Sharpton speak I developed a strong Al-ergy
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When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.
After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.
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