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Unlike normal pyschology-that you act/say/speak in a manner that encourages the person you are addresing to know what you are thinking and wanting (of them/to do etc),
and unlike reverse psychology, where you might consider/toy with a person in ways to make them see it your way, but in an indirect way-that still lends things to work out, but way more complicated, and possibility for
stress /failure is likely.
**REVERSE-REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY: is an addictive form of over-thinking how to communicate what you need to say...VERY indirectly--but you think you are SO intelligent for understanding and mastering this ability and skill.
It tends to fail, everyone involved is exhausted and basically, you have the same chances of failure in communicating--but at least- its alot more costly, stressful, unneccessary--but at least you FEEL involved...
(*you want your gf to buy you a hamburger on her way home from work*)
REVERSE-REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY genius that you are, approaches her with your want, in this manner--
--Simple approach= "Hey hon, grab me a burger at ___, please...Thanks sweetie."
R-R Pysch approach= "You know babe, I HURT myself on that laundry you left in the hallway again,
while I was trying to talk to the vet about YOUR cat's ear problem. I wish your boss would treat you
BETTER because she doesn't understand HOW HARD it is on our relationship, and the cat, and I GUESS
I'll have RAMEN again for dinner, if I can limp later to the kitchen... *whimper*"
(indirect, long-winded, over-thought, annoying as fuck, JUST AS LIKELY to fail, dramatic and exhaustive)
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: an otherwise anticipated, fantasized about, physically needed,
or lusted for-- act of sex with your person of choice...
fails miserably when attempted.
It is not bound by lack of orgasm, just where everything goes wrong, someone's skills are ALL off, one embarasses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay---
stalls things out.
Sex= closed....
Utterly depressing and frustrating, sex left you wanting...
and a 'fuckfail' branded in your head.
Balls...blue.
Emotions....screwed...better than you were this nite.
" Just had another fuckfail w/ Ben tonite. He seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots...it just killed it..."
Naggatha...a descriptive pseudo-name, pet-name, nick name, or biting
wisecrack to insult, wake-up, or identify someone who constantly, unstoppably,
irrationally, condescendingly, finds fault in everyone else, complains,
BITCHES and NAGS repetitively--
As perfect and amazing as she is,
everyone else despises this GARGANTUAN nagging pain in the ass.
**Typically, a title for the unhappy female...it also comes in men's sizes too!!
**Nagbert** is the best rude, emasculating, satisfying insult for the guy in your life,
when he's acting like a lil bitch...
"Who's that I hear..? Its Naaagggggathha, you're right Ms.Naggaaathha...
my compliments to the nag!!"
We all have that energy-sucking, nagging, complainer in our life--
a parent, gf/bf, neighbor, in-law, that jerk coworker--
When their bitching rant begins, you hear it their voice--
-before the first complaining word is spoke
"Shit she never stops, this attitude never works...
shut this nagging bitch up!"
**Instead**in dry sarcastic tone** reply...
"Yes Ms. Naggatha...of course my bad. thanks Ms. Nagggggggaathhhaaaa...)
Satisfaction felt, nag speechless, karma served, escape immediately!
This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
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