Gorillas in the mist

Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.

Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.

Bob sneaks an unearthly turd into his pants.
Dan: Gorillas in the Mist?
Bob: Yup, I've shat myself.

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