mass-destruction-pussy

A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.

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fly-by-cock-in-the-eye

When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock.

I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.

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