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The opposite of internal because external makes no sense. Like who decides this stuff?!
Me- if external and externally mean outside of something then shouldn't it actually be called outernal? You know, internal and outernal?
Him- no.
Me- That makes no sense. You don't say inside/ exside you say inside/outside. People are dumb.
Him- ya.
When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?
Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.
A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.
Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?
Me: What actually is a tarnation?
Mom: I have no idea.
Me:
Someone, usually male that is a huge asshole and really trashy.
That asshole is such a piece of trash, he's a total trashhole!
When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.
Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?
Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.
Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!
Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.
When you're referring to a bunch of working electronics , and usually ones that are corded or have cables.
Me - I swear these cords are out to get me. I mean, where did they all come from? They aren't even mine. They're everywhere and they don't even go with anything I have! These cords are going to be the death of me I swear Its a cord conspiracy. I hate electronicables!
Fashionistas that dress in shiny, sparkly and metallic apparel.
Metallic + Chic = Metallchic
OMG Becky, look at you girl. You are so Metallchic!