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When you see one dumb bitch attacking another dumb bitch in a cat fight.
Him - Did you see that cat fight last night?
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.
A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.
Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!
When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.
Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!
Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.
When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.
You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!
When you're talking to inate objects, or people or animals and they like talking to you and you them.
Me: OK paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!
Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?
Me: Yes, it's very chattable.
Husband: you've lost you're marbles.
Me: I have not, they're right here!
When someone was acting like a total maniac at the party last night.
Person - wow, did you see that crazy person acting all cray- cray last night?
Other person - you mean that total maniac?
Person - Yeah, they went complete maniacle on everyone's ass!
When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.
Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?