Any indoor item that can be used outdoors without getting ruined by the elements.
Me- I'm going to go get my favorite chair to sit on outside with you guys.
Them - what? you're favorite indoor chair? Won't it get ruined and dirty?
Me- No! It's OK, it's totally outdoorable.
A female that fucks dumpster dinks all the time and they dump their cum in her.
That girl fucks all the dumpster dinks and let's them all cum inside her, she's a literal cum dumpster for dumpster dinks.
When a situation calls for panic, it would be considered panicable.
Brent- This Coronavirus is causing the stock market to plummet, people are starting to panic.
Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.
Being in a shitty relationship.
How's things going in your life?
Shifty
Why?
Cuz I'm in a relationshit.
Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.
Him- i don't think thats a real word....
Me- yes it is, its in the dictionary of mistyisms. Duh.
When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.
Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?
Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.
Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.
When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.
Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.
Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!