DORBY

Someone who considers himself to be the best fucker to ever go to Newcastle, even though the mungels didn't appreciate him doing so.

Mario was a Dorby.

Mully mully

masturbate wank

Slang for a 'wank.' For example, "Bikky is waiting for JoJo to come and give him a mully mully." Derived from 'malakia' - the Greek word for masturbate.