dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

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Cheese Worms

fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!

"oy dick hook me up wif a cheese worm dick"

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drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

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hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

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IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

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meader

someone from southmead/hartcliffe/bedminster who wears a tracksuit and gold earings

Male - 'Ere I am a fuckin meader
Female - Fuck me so am I

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cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

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