slutch

A prostitute, prodiminatly female, of poor sanitary conditions. Often very squishy, due to constant sexual activity.

"Man, you're such a slutch!"

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Death

what happens to all people

it happens to gangs sooner then other people

bang bang dead

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mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

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pufa

A pregnant Fupa. Derived from the english word Fupa, a Pufa is a pregnant woman's massive fupa.

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asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

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millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

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xebian

Xebian is a version of debian for the microsoft Xbox. Instalation of Xebian on the Xbox makes it usable as a computer and has nearly all the functions of a normal computer.

"I installed Xebian on my Xbox, I r teh haxor!!!1111111"

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