Yurt

(verb) to get screwed over; to get fucked

"I just failed by test"
"Damn man you got yurted"

porgasm

The feeling you get when you hold your pee in for the longest time and then you are finally able to go to the bathroom

aka ‘pee orgasm’

“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”