balls to drop

balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.

Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.

Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.

Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.

Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.

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C.T.A.F.

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

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Gatlin Gun

Gatlin gun is multiple pelvic thrusts while ejecting yourself from a chair. Normally a sound effect is acceptable (bam,bam,.........bam).

While Aaron was getting out of his seat. He yelled to Jared and said "Gatlin Gun" bam,bam,.........bam!!!!

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eSlap

eSlap is an online bitch slap. Normally from someone correcting an email you sent out and sending it to everyone in their address book to make you look bad.

Tim: Hey everyone don't go to XYZ restaurant because I heard they are stealing credit card information.

Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.

Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.

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chocomaniac

chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.

Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.

comedication

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.

That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.

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TTC

Turd Touching Cotton

When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)

Jared had to poop so bad he was TTC'ing. So he found the nearest field to pull a Jared poop.

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