rippin diggers

Explosive flatulence in the presence of otherse resulting from a night of cold Chinese food and warm beer. Typically occurring between the hours of 2 and 5am accompanied by quiet snorting and supressed laughter.

-"Honey, you rippin diggers again?"
-/snort/chortle/
-"Son of a bitch."

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Doin' the Doo

When one drinks far too much Mountain Dew and wakes to stomach cramps and neon green feces. Also known as "Doin' the Dew in reverse" and "QUICK, grab the camera!" Usually accompanied by painful laughter and gentle sobbing.

Man, I sure was Doin' the Doo this morning.

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