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When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
40π 115π
When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.
Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?
Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.
Billie: For real?
Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.
31π 71π
When toe fucking a girl you slide in all the way to the ankle. Thus wearing her vagina like an anklet
Sarah is a freak..I can wear her like a beef anklet.
19π 17π
A rofl so good, it gives you head too.
Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!
George: ROFLATIO!!!
45π 13π
A rofl so good, it gives you head too.
Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!
George: ROFLATIO!!!
6π 27π
The act of pissing in your cousin while you are fucking her.
Bubba just gave her a West Virginia Douche.
23π 54π
The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.
Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.
16π 42π