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Drop Dead (Spunk in the Underpants) Gorgeous
Ladies - in this transformational seminar costing only $180, if you successfully address all your demons you will become DD SITUP G to every man on the planet!
reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet
Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.
Oh no don't buy something from the trinket shop. There's nowhere to put it when we get home, and anyway it'll just gather dust for years before it's finally binned.