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when the house looked better online than in person, you got a zillowfish on your hands
most houses on zillow are zillowfish. That lighting isn't a thing in real life.
When you have 75 cents in hand ready for the homeless folk coming up to your car window at a stop light cause you know he/she is going to do some crazy shit if you don't pay their toll.
Person 1: " hey get some change ready we're coming to a red light. I dont want to get fucked in this hood"
Person 2: " i aint paying no hood toll!!"
Person 1" we're gonna die..."