The anniversary of your FWB dynamic
Tomorrow is our 2nd friendaversary.
Any guy named Matt that thinks the whole universe revolves around them.
I cant believe he is so oblivious to what's going on, he's acting so mattcentric.
A person who shows all the signs of being territorial or possesive of their man or woman and turn out to just be insecure.
He could never be in a non monogamous relationship. He's too insecuratorial
A place where the Mattcentric go to celebrate their life.
Well there he goes, off to Mattopia again. Where the fairys dance and the unicorns fart glitter just for him.
The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.