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A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.
During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.
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Getting High while masterbating
Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.
The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.
When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they donât make bras in double beef.
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A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.
Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.
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