Double Beef

The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.

When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.

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Doodity

Making a doodie in the nude

Don’t you knock? I’m full frontal doodity over here.

Goner

A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.

During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.

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Herbating

Getting High while masterbating

Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

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