kyes

Kyes is like a McWings meal from McDonalds. Cheap, tasty and incredibly oily. Yo dawg, you don’t even know. Like a melted stick of butter covered in extra virgin oil cause he ain’t get pussy either. Gimme a whoa yeah! But I’ll let you in on a lil something, this twat of a man has eternal Mangekyōu Sharingan( if ya know ya know ) cuz one time he was wacking off to some old granny midget stuff yeah and the dude has distraught, D I S traught I tell you when this mf found out that the midget grandpa was packing more heat than him and he awakened them red eyes. This dude is a master at chidori in bed and does the cheeky little alabama hot pocket to that Sakura chick. But he fast tho

Yo this motherfucker a kyes dude
Waiter, can I get a truffle linguini extra kyes.
Keyesss

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