Trizzow

A cigarette. Historically a Newport, or Newport 100, a Trizzow may also be known as a Trizzle, a Trizzbone, a Trizznut, or in some exotic locations, a Trizzlenaut. In some circles, any mentholated cigarette can be a Trizzow. This even includes hybrid cigarettes like the Camel Crush which begin life as a simple cigarette, but can transform at any moment to a Trizzow with the flick of a finger.

Yo Matty, I hate to be a cigarette bitch but can you pass me a Trizzow?

I need to go outside and blaze this Trizznut sky high before I beat Shane's ass.

Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

Curvy Sanchez

To dick down a girl with your penis that is seriously bent to one side. Despite its name, this copulative act is not limited to Mexican men.

I know I hit Shanequia’s G-spot last night cuz I was hammering her home with my Curvy Sanchez!

Strapplebone

A wickedly vile hood rat drank comprised of Strawberry-Banana flavored Body Armor beverage mixed with any variety of ghetto liquor. (e.g. Henny, Tanqueray, Gin, Hypno, E&J)

My nigga Eric downed four strapplebones, now he gone buck wild! His probation officer gonna find out for sheez!

Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.

I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!

GUAPITOS

Mexican slang for GUAP.

Mateo, loan me some GUAPITOS so I can run in the packey and grab some trizzows and a couple strapplebones!

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