Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.

Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed

Hi

What the fuck is wrong with you you dont know what this means

Hi faggot

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Dictionary

Ha it has dick in it

I like dictionarys

socc

when she gives you a hand-job with a dirty sock.

dude i asked my girl for a succ and she gave me a socc
ah shit man i feel sorry for you

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Shower

Something you have in your house now go find it

I need a shower

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Knob head

Some british thing i am ment to be

You are a knob head

DEZ NUTS

A over used meme

Guess what i got in the mail today... DEZ NUTS HA GOT HIM

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