Monogamous

A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.

Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.

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Skay

Slay + okay = Skay

Instead of saying “slay, okay” , just say “skay”

Sense of Humor

What most people say they have in abundance, but always seem to lose or forget about over the littlest things.

My annoying friends didn't get that I was just making a joke, what happened to their sense of humor?

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Women

Ain't nothing but trouble (to men everywhere at one time or another). Often think guys never pay attention to them, but just as often only notice attention if it's from someone they are currently interested in.

They are great but they will never be fully understandable to the likes of meer men.

Women ain't nothing but trouble. Can I get an amen from the congregation?

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On the Team

What apparently someone can say they are if they are in any way shape or form associated with watching a game from anywhere but the stands no matter how small or nonexistant their parts may be.

Batboys for the pros are one thing, but that water boy saying he's part of the varisty hockey team seems wrong.

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fakey

Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.

I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey

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Proverbial Hay

What you say you're going to hit when you are tired but don't want to seem agressive towards dried grass.

Brian informed me that after a long night of studying he was going to hit the proverbial hay

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