redrock

when you have to take a massive dump, but you're trying not to miss your favorite tv show, so you push as hard as you can, and it comes out so hard and fast, cutting your ass crack on the way out and causing a major bleeding sesh! OWW!

Last night during a commercial break of my fave show, i tried to take a shit, but i heard it coming back on and totally had to redrock it. My ass is killer right now!

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Catarcums [cataracts]

when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!

My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gave me a catarcums cataracts! I had blurry vision for days! OUCH!

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squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

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pusschop

Can be done before or after a guy goes down on you-it is when you stick your finger in your snatch then taste it to see what it is that they just tasted.

Last night, my boyfriend wanted to go down on me after i hadnt showered all day, so i had to pusschop myself just make sure everything was kosher.

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