Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.

— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!

a

1) The sound you make when someone disturbs you
2) A text representation of scream

1) — someone: hey @user#0001 @user#0001 @user#0001

— user#0001: a
2) my code won't compile aaaaaaaaaaaa

Kotlin

An object-oriented multi-purpose programming language that works on java virtual machine but can also be compiled in native bytecode/javascript code. It's often seen as the opposite of java due to differences in their syntaxes

— Man, I can't write a hello world in java :(
— LMAO smh use kotlin!