surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

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fagatron

Cardio exercise machine commonly known as an elliptical trainer. Derived from the fact that know matter how masculine you may appear you will be reduced to looking anything but when working out on it.

Hey Joe, let's go for a long run. No, I can't I just spent 45 minutes on the fagatron.

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