Ges Misérables

Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.

Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.

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text lesbian

A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.

I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.

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chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

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meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

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defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

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GILF complex

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

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hippocampus

hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.

"Dude, it was like an entire university campus of sumo wrestlers! I couldn't believe the amount of morbidly obese 20-year olds cruising the hippocampus on mobility scooters."

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