Ricky Rescue

A Ricky Rescue is similar to a "Wacker." It is a person who works in EMS (EMT, Firefighter, Paramedic) and gets waaaaay too excited for every single little call. On weak ass calls such as bullshit anxiety they are in there with oxygen and trauma sheers in hand. These people usually have the stickers on their truck, carry scanners and listen to them on and off duty, always wear those annoying shirts, and cannot run an assesment to save their life.

Season Vet: Dude have you ever ran with (Insert Name) that guy is such a fucking Ricky Rescue. He has his boots shined to a tee, wears his sheers on his pants, and wants to run calls all day. (Insert Name) should be shot in the stomach, god i wish that guy would die in a car fire.

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Marcos Huerta

Basically the epitome of being a bad-ass (See BAMF) Marcos Huerta does not think he is cool or even has the need or want to be cool; he just exudes awesomeness and therefore is cool. Many people may try and emulate M.H. but very few are successful. Marcos Huerta...the man, the myth, and the legend. Rumor has it that he eats glass shards for fun.

Douch Bag: Dude!!! I heard someone kicked Churck Norris's ass, who could it be? That is impossible, no one can defeat Walker Texas Ranger!!!
Wise Man: Oh but it is possible my dim witted friend. His name is Marcos Huerta...He doesn't do gay round house kicks like Chuck, and now Chuck eats through a straw.

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