kwishle

a dumb sport with two eggs and a llama.

lets play some kwishle!
nah, id rather watch the sink back up.

spouse

female of any description

this spouse had the most whippin funky grosm id ever mandated

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persona

The role or facade that one assumes or displays in public or society; one's public image or personality, as distinguished from the inner self.

While (genericnamehere) was only a 15 year old high-school nerd, his online persona was an 18 year old harley enthusiast, complete with leather jacket, doo-rag, chrome shades, and matching attitude.

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obtuse

stupid -- dim-witted

"he seemed quite obtuse"

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you fat

Use of calling someone "Friend"
Turing of a adjective into a noun

Hey whats up, you fat.

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Galador

A fat motherfucker with no life, who runs a nerdy website for huge fucking corks. He has a micropenis and pretends to have a girlfriend called Hannah who actually has a penis.

Boy, you are nerdier than Galador!

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donut

a person you don't like

what is with this donut, here?

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