Semi

Halfway between Hard and floppy, often what men with small penises get when they shower with other men to cover up the fact that its tiny

Bloke 1: Man that dudes got a big slong!
Bloke2:Nah its probably just a semi!

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tuit

A mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.

I'll fix the dripping tap when I get a round tuit (around to it).

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