Ethan

The cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the sweetest face and the sweetest smile. He has fluffy hair, and beautiful eyes. He can make your heart melt. He is a big dork, and will make you laugh and roll your eyes, but you still love him. Ethan is a very intelligent man, especially with writing. He is perfect. There is no one better than him. He is the gayest straight man to exist, and if you aren’t in love, your lying to yourself. HES probably a cat.. and he lovesboobs. very soft

Anna: “woah.. HES a cutie!!
Anna pt 2: “duh, HES ethan”