Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

Moderna flu

The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.

"How you feeling?"

"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."

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