nigger drag

A southern passtime in which rednecks lasso a nigger, who's usually panhandeling or rapping. Then proceed to tie him to a truck or tractor and drag him through alleys, feilds, ect., until said nigger resembles the color of cherry Kool-Aid. Such events are frequently accompanied by intoxicated hooting that can be heard from great distances, and is often described as the mating call of a male spider monkey. Similar to a Fag Drag

This stuff's made in New York City! New York City? Get the rope... time for a good old fashioned nigger drag!

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Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.

Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!

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Norklin'

This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.

I went norklin' wit my auntie and it messed up my weave.

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Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

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Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

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Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.

"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."

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blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.

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