beardy

When a gay guy goes on and on about the hotness of some rather plain chick in a vain attempt to appear straight, that chick is beardy.

1.) God, why do girls go on about that Debra Messing? Can't they tell she's so fuckin' beardy?

2.) I used to think Katie Holmes looked pretty beardy, and then she hooked up with Tom Cruise. Man, did I call that--she's the über-beard!

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