unfollow

v., tr.

1. unsubscribing from someone's Twitter feed

2. a declarative statement that you are unsubscribing

3. a declarative statement that you are leaving a group or friend

Ex. 1: "I'm unfollowing Steve after all that pro-Apple spam."

Ex.2: "I'm tired of hearing all the details of Amy's day. Unfollow."

Ex. 3: "You're going to THAT bar? Unfollow."

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josta

The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.

"Damn, this Josta drink kicks ass!"

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scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

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womb

v., tr. to penetrate a woman vaginally, so deeply and/or with so much effort that, in theory, the penis reaches the womb.

She sucks in breath sharply and out of pained astonishment pitched like delight utters, "You're wombing me!"

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stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

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blank stairs

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."

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facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.

"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."