facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.

"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."

hellban

A ban from a message board that lets the user continue viewing posts and making posts, but that makes it so no other message board users can see the banned user's posts.

The hellban puts a forum poster in a sort of Twilight Zone.

hellban > permaban

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hell ban

A ban from a message board that lets the user continue viewing posts and making posts, but that makes it so no other message board users can see the banned user's posts.

The hell ban puts a forum poster in a sort of Twilight Zone.

hell ban > permaban

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bundlefuck

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.

"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."

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s/ucker

A student taking a class on a satisfactory/unsatisfactory, or pass/fail, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all s/uckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

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retweet

What mama bird regurgitates into baby bird's mouth.

Mama bird retweeted her offspring's sustenance directly into their snapping beaks.

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of size

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.

"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."