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When you get your girlfirend or wife to purchase platform pumps that they would never wear in public but love wearing during sex.
I stayed at Lisa's house last night and she put on a pair of 8 inch heels. Man I hit that pussy so hard that it was it all over with in minutes.
You've got to love bedroom shoes!!
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When a female has a very strong grip during a hand shake. The first thing that runs through your mind is that hand on your cock.
Dude 1: Did you meet the new girl Jenna?
Dude 2: Yep, that is one fine cock grip!
Dude 1: After we shook hands I went to the can a did a real quick pull and blow.
Dude 2: Word.
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During the love making process when a women is on her back and her stocking feet or high-heeled shoes are extended into the air whereas you can turn to smell the perfume on her stockings.
Man: Your ankles smell great!
Women: Its all for you baby, ankle sniff away.
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Typically found in gym locker rooms talking about work outs and how big they are getting. The group is exclusively male and usally do not reference women unless related to fashion. They pretend to be straight but clearly enjoy sauna time togther.
Homo gang member 1: I'm getting so huge my clothes don't fit. Feel my thighs.
Homo gang member 2: Oh my goodness gracious.
Homo gang member 3: Shower time boys.