Tits

A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.

When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.

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boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

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