An event/meeting/situation where it's mandatory to have at least one woman present.
Also: anything mandated by a woman.
It's womandatory to have at least one female member included in the teams participating in the Microsoft Corporate Challenge.
A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.
Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.
2π 2π
The hottest day of the week at work when your boss floods your inbox with last-minute assignments so that your weekend is ruined.
My boss tried to ruin my weekend by piling on work last Fryday - but I made sure I wrapped it all up in time.
11π 7π
The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.
Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.
7π -3π
A wife who loses her husband's attention and love to the more seductive Internet.
After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.
7π 18π
Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.
When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.
A girl's album on Flickr. Also, any other kind of collection (e.g. bookmarks, playlists etc) by a girl.
She uploaded all her pictures to create a galbum on Flickr.