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A skank and cunt combined into one.
The kardashian sisters are skunts.
Kim davis is a major skunt.
Mother Teresa is a skunt.
Sarah Palin is a fucking skunt
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It's a syndrome that can be contracted by any wattpad user. The syndrome is caused when a user only reads books with a high read count; that is the only reason. Or when he or she does a read-for-read exchange for a book with under 1k reads, they only read a few chapters -- then they go back to reading another book with about 100k to 1 million reads.
User 1: I want to read a Wattpad book with so many reads and not give two shits if it has a crappy storyline, just the fact it is the most popular book on Wattpad
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome
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In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any kind of media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Prime Examples of Ethical Gooning
Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why
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A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.
Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!
What destroys your computer's hard drive
Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?
Jacob:Trying to fix my computer
Val: What happened to it?
Jacob: I don't know
Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
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