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trumptitude

1. The inability to distinguish fact from fiction.

2. The ability or desire to believe in conspiracy theories in spite of the complete absence of corroborating evidence.

John just told me that he thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. His level of trumptitude is off the charts.

by Moishe Tannenbaum March 18, 2017

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Sporn

Unsolicited pornography that arrives in your Spam folder. More often than not, phishing emails.

Dude 1: My spam folder is filled with sporn.

Dude 2: Serves you right for subscribing to all of those porn sites.

Dude 1: You got that right!

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 16, 2022


Sporn

Unsolicited porn that arrives in your Spam folder. More often than not, a phishing email masquerading as porn.

Dude 1: My Spam folder is filled with these sporn emails.

Dude 2: That's what happens when you subscribe to porn sites.

Dude 1: You got that right!

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 16, 2022


harbulous

Something terrible, repulsive, or nasty.

1. Those hot dogs we had for dinner were harbulous.

2. My dad Flooby is a harbulous singer!

by Moishe Tannenbaum April 24, 2011


Trump

A small turd that defies the laws of gravity via stubbornly adhering to the anus.

I sat for 45 minutes doing Kegal exercises trying to extricate a Trump, but it wouldn’t let go.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 18, 2020

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dictaphile

1. A lover of dictators.
2. A dictator wannabe.

Deadbeat Donnie is a dictaphile because he licks Putin’s boots.

by Moishe Tannenbaum May 29, 2019


Yidlock

A traffic jam that occurs just prior to a Jewish holiday.

We were late for the Passover Seder because we got caught in yidlock on the 405.

by Moishe Tannenbaum April 6, 2012