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Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021


Skangro-dog

A person that is - be it simultaneously - both a skank and a degenerate riddled with gangrene - figuratively or literally. Along with this, they're also a dog (figuratively, of course, unless... Nevermind.) The word can also be written as simply 'Skangro.' To mean the person is described only by gangrene and being a skank, or other similar representations therein (insofar as is the general meaning).

Person 1 speaks, 'I bet that guy over there is pretty smart.'
Person 2 replies, 'Seriously, that fucking kid is a cringy-ass skangro-dog! he's probably a yog.'
Person 1, astonished, continues. 'I see... I didn't know that, at all!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021


bag

A term that just describes someone inferior. This is basically removed from words like hoebag, douchebag, and the like. You're just a bag.

Bob: 'Hey, what's that idiot doing.'
John: 'Just bein' a little bag boy.'

by Moisturawd May 24, 2021