Fun dipped

When you’re engaged in intercourse with a partner you are not fond of with the lights off, get her to slobber all over your penis and dip it in the urn of one of her lost loved ones (lost pets are fine as well) and proceed to engage in more oral, causing an abrupt end to both the intercourse and the relationship once she turns the lights on.

Dude sally made a scene last night at the party, how did you get her to break up with you so fast?

Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her

Dude you’re going to hell