Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

piped

"Piped" (adj.)
Is a word to stand as a synonym for such other words like high and stoned. Piped can be used on any level of 'highness' and can also be used to describe other situations.

Dude, we smoked so much, im so piped.

or

dude, you're piped.

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Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.