Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

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Eye-Buster

This term is used to describe the quality of Meth. The better the quality the more it will make your eyes water after snorting a big fat line.

Dude, this Meth is really an Eye-Buster.

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Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.

I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.

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Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

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Got Ran

It means that you just lost big time to somebody else in competition.

Dude, You just Got Ran at the Poker Table.

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Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

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Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

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