Stomp the Yard

To dominate a Step Competition by clapping, stomping, and making noise on the body to make a beat with a whole group of people. Mostly with Black Sor. and Frats.

Delta Sigma Theta will Stomp the Yard better than anyone else and win the Step Competition.

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Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

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Giddy Up or Giddy Off

When your on the bottom having sex and you need to tell your girlfriend to work that ass or dismount your Schlong.

Shit Bitch, don't just sit there, Giddy Up or Giddy Off.

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Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

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spalooga

This is semen floating in a hot tub.

Dude, I just swallowed the spalooga that was floating in the tub.

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Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

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One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

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