FDS

A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.

Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"

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Scooby Snacks

orig. Midwest United States

When involved in the consumption of marijuana via a common metal or glass pipe, minute pieces of marijuana or ash or resin build-up may be inhaled into the mouth or throat, thus resulting in the "Scooby Snack."

Chad: "Watch that hit man, I know it's close to kieshed so you might..."

Matt: *spit* *hack* *cough* "Aw, man, I just got wicked hefty Scooby Snacks on that!"

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WTFWCMD

Acronym: What The Fuck Would Charles Manson Do?
Commonly used in a situation that would normally not involve any reference to Jesus. (eg. war, suicide, baby eating contests, hand grenade tag, during a brutal fisting, etc.)

Matt: "Holy shit man, there are zombies everywhere!"
Chad: "I know! WTFWCMD!?:
Matt: "Start a zombie cult?"

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kieshed

orig. Midwest United States

When a bowl of marijuana has been fully consumed or burnt. This can be brought upon via flame or the cooking method employed by a vaporizer.

Matt: "Dude, that bowl was seriously kieshed when you handed it to me!"

Chad: "It was not kieshed! At least you swallowed the Scooby Snacks."

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